Funny sms; 9386 messages
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)
Aus won the toss & decided to bat first
AUS V/s Pak
AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)
(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
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Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
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1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
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Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
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Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
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Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
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PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
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Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
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Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
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Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
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The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
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((((@ @))))
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
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1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
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